koalatea:

IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you
I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared. Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)
babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass
theblackandgreenmartian:

thirdstrikemike:

I don’t know who did this, but this is the source of my nightmares.

*racist white boy voice* Blue Ivy looks so good all grown up.

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly